What The?

Jermaine looks a little confused...what the hell are these things?? interesting...stay tuned.

Option "Mini" giveaway!!!!!

Here's our homies/perma-lurkers Nick Hanlon, on the left, Cap on the right looking like hes driving the short bus...and right smack in the middle is our lucky winner...CHRIS DRATWA!!!!!!!!! Here he holds up his winnings. Check out this weeks Monday morning bitch slap to see him accepting it.

Option mini giveaway!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Kids. Friendly neighborhood Nach here. Want this board? Do you really want it? Wanna get naked and slide down Blowers st on your stomach? Really? You would do that? Weirdo.

Thankfully enough I am not going to make you do that. All you have to do is email me at nachoallison@gmail.com and tell me what former Proskates employee works at Option snowboards? Do it. First email that answers correctly gets it, include your mailing address. Or if your just close, give us your phone number. Underdig?

30% Off All Snow Stuff.......Yahhhhh Trick Yahhhhhh

Ya know sometimes this is what workin at proskates looks like...We all like to have a good time........



But ya know sometimes, Jon...Well who am I kiddin, Jon Yells at us day in, and day out......This guy does not know how to ask nice.......:(




Anyway if you ever been in Proskates, this image is nothing new to you.....But if you look a lil closer............




Holy shit bird, them fuckin prices is slashed like dat white woman, Oj got at...Yaaaaa digggg!!! YAHHHHH TRICCKKKK YAHHHHH......30%%%%%%%%%%% OFFFFF



We aint stoppin at the boards eather...hellllllllllllllll nawwwww neezy......ERYTHING and I means ERYTHING..........



If you need a jacket, or pants......and you dont come here to get it.......You is one stupid son of a...Well maby I shouldnt say that, but if u went somewhere else it wouldnt be very smart.....YAHHHHH TRIICCKKKKK YAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



Need to keep your head, hands, and dick warm???????? We got you....Oh yea and ladies, if you wanna keep you vagine, and bresticles covered...we got you also!!



We got these fly ass eye covers also.......Did I mention that everything was 30% off?????? YAHHHHHHH!!!





Yeaaaa and I guess if you come in and get everything, you might get a lil bit more of a deal, but honestly........Prolly not, so this part is kinda pointless.......YAHHHHHH TRICCCKKKKK YAHHHHHHHHHH.............