"What happened to ja rule anyways? Is he dead?" WENTWORTH

It went down, proskates riders and friends, yaaa diggg

OOHHHHHHHHH SSSHHNNAAAAPPSSSSSSSSSS...Is That The DC Mountain Lab 1.5 DVD????

Muthafucka saaaaiidddd icccceeeecreeeeaaammmmmmmmmmm.....Well actually I dono who said that????
OHHHH SSSHHNNAAAAPPSSSSSSS CANADA, MOUNTAIN LAB IS HURR, Snowboardings Fully Flared is up in this bitch, yaa digg....Listen we only got 5 right now so if you wanna see some hype shit before you go shred this weekend, hurraaaaaaaaa

This is a customer with a brand new Rome Artifact.

This is how much the Rome Artifact costs.
This is how this dude paid for said board......
With change his grandmother has been saving for him in pill bottles since he was an embryo!

Now go shred....and thanks for the change!

Team Riders Pat and Scotty

Team Riders Pat Brobeck and Scotty MacDonald....Gettin down, showin these punk mark ass bitches how we do it.....Look Out for full Parts from Scotty, Pat, and Jermaine....at the end of the season, yaaaa diggggg me!!

New Tech Nine boards!!

Yup, They're here. If you know the team they got then you's know why I be dressed like this.
Ok...Don't buy a Tech Nine board ya fuckin' punk! I dare ya!! Stoopid!
Oh...now you want it..that's what I thought. Stoopid!!
Here's the new Split series board.Hit the streets and rep yo set! It's dope and cheap.$289 sizes:149,153,157.
These right here is the new Jib series boards. They are good for jibbin'. Stoopid!$289 sizes:149,153,157

STOOOPID!!!............Hell Rell.....Dipset.

ARE YOU COLD???????

Well this is how your body keeps its lower parts a lil bit warmer, but as you can see, most normal people tend to keep the, pubes, mons, hurbs, rug, bush, and happy trails, shaved down low, so they don't really do their jobs...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its a good thing that we got First Layer stuff from Burton or god knows where we would be....And by the way, why are people still talkin about this "GOD" dude????
Any waayyysss heres what we got!!!!




Yea so we Burton Underwear, you know.............If you shave your pubes or whatever...

07 Burton UN-INCs

As you should all know, we do have a bit of stock left from last season...its cheap...hella cheap. How cheap you ask? well how does $399 sound for a board that was $679? Sounds like deal.

Sale Snowboarding Pantalooms!!!

So Zach asked me this morning if I wouldn't mind tidying up the sale stuff by the snowboards, and me being the O.C.D. keener that I am obliged. Now when I got there I was a bit overwhelmed because of the shear size of the task at hand...but as I worked my way through the jungle of synthetic fabrics I thought to myself "Hey, there are actually some dope pants left in stock and a lot of them". Most of these bad boys are around $100...some more, some less. Lots of Larges and XLs left too...so you gots no excuse anymore, because if you didn't know...you know now.



Look at all those red tags...delicious.

Forum snowboards

WOOT WOOT!
This here is the Youngblood. This here is dope. This here is radical for sessioning the city when you can't make it to the hill on a school day. This here will also do you right in the park and the pipe. If your hungry and gnar and all that shit, then you might be into it. The graphics are inspired by wheat paste street posters, the kinds you see for rap albums in the hood, like say brooklyn. Sizes-154,156,159. $489.99
Ok and now onto the Recon. Its a well rounded shred stick. Whether you are just getting into the world of pow mowwing, or are a 20 year ripper who wants a soft easy to turn board. It's affordable and was in Future snowboarding's top ten picks. Sizes-156,158. $399.99
And finally here is the Destroyer LTD. Hard charging, highly responsive, dependable,twin freestyle board. It's Forums bestseller and they have made an array of graphics to suit your face and lip. Sizes-156,158. $564.99
Oh, and this just came in as I was writing the blog. It's Forums new powder shredder. Called the rapper/hustler. The main reason it's so suited to the powder is its obvious big nose. Come's in size extra shmedium. Price you ask? Come take it, cause frankly I don't think any of us want it.

Jacket and Pants...together...as one.

Words cannot explain the awesome that is a snow suit. Do I have to tell you that this is the hot isht this year? 'Cos it is.

Forum and SB Kit

Just thought I'd show y'all the new green stuff from Forum and Special Blend. Hat, sweater, hoody, coat, all matching...not something that I do often, I like clashing of colours. But you don't have to.

All Clogged up!

We've got jackets and pants everywhere, we get lost in them all the time. Winter is coming, come and check out the outerwear forest, which I might add, is enchanted...so we got that going for us, which is awesome.

Rome snow planks

The Cheap Trick. Yes it was also a band but did they ever get you on the hill and in the streets jibber jabbing for under $400? Didn't think so. The Cheap Trick is just that, cheap and for tricks. (not trick ass hoes, just nose presses, 5-0's etc.) It wants you to want it. $379.99, we have sizes 151, 153 and 155.
The Agent. This thing specializes in the park and got mad ollie pop but ain't afraid to get down with some pow pow. Ride it where you will. size 158. $645.99
The Artifact. Take this thing to your hoods handrails and watch the crowd gather round beggin' for BGP's. Jib-tacular and true twin help describe this ripper. Casey Neefus is down wit it, ain't you? $480.99, We have sizes 150, 153, 156.
The Machine. Just cause your feets is big as old tree stumps shouldn't mean you can't get down with the boys in the park and that 18 stair handrail that shoots out into traffic. Machine is perfect for 11+ feet, no over hang kid. True twin so don't be afraid to show your switch side. Sizes 157, 159,161. $570.99
The Crail. So your an indecisive bastard. You can't settle on one part of the hill. The Crail is for you. Letting you sample a bit of everything without breaking the bank, so you still have cash left over to buy some fly gear to rock at the bar after the sesh brah. With Rome's XTRD base, the Crail is low maintainence and easy to repair. $400.99, sizes 153, 156, 159.
The Manual. Rome comes correct with another wide board for the big foots out there. Directional, good all around, park, pipe, mountain, street. Try em all. Also not one to lighten your wallet at $400.99. Sizes 156 and 159.
The Graft. Designed to do tha daym thang in the streets and the park but also no joke on the mountain. Sintertrue base to get that fine wax job going on. True twin. Poppy McPop. Sizes 153 and 155. $580.99


Oh and did I mention that Rome boards come with a 2 year warranty? Well they do. Yaaaaa Diiiiiiigggggg yes.

32 Boots

I am here today...to talk to YOU...about ThirtyTwo Boots.
They've been around for a few years and they come from the people at Sole Technologies; the same folks who have given us favorites such as e's, Etnies and Emerica footwear. Well, they make boots too, and some of the raddest boots to boot. Too many boots? Too bad.

First up is the Ultralight($389.99). This is the lightest boot on the market at present, and just beacuse its lightweight dosn't mean you compromise the features you would find in a regular "heavy" boot. The Lightweight has cool features like STI Evolution Foam™ lightweight one-piece midsole/outsole and System G2™ gel heel cushioning, just to name a couple

Next up is the Lashed($309.99), which we are carrying in two colours this season. This is (as ThirtyTwo claim) "The only boot that can please everyone, all the time". Its an all around type of boot, meaning you can shred anything from rails, to park, to pow. It also come equipped with features like an ultimate fit liner, and an anotomical heel retention system. Basically this boot is a classique.



So Yeah...ThirtyTwo...peep them here...Pro Skates...Yaaa Diig?
www.thirtytwo.com

Insane Jermaine Deals

Resident rapper hustler Jermanie wants to hook you up. Get any last season jacket for only$100 with purchase of a 5150 Path (166) with Freestyle Bindings or a 5150 Nomad (141) with Freestyles for only $249. Only a few left, move fast.

Stuffed with snowboards.

Most of our snow gear is now here. We also still have batshit crazy deals on last seasons stuff.

Best Snowboard Sale Ever, Sept 22/23

Come get Trevor Andrew's new Seven from Burton. We're kinda digging this board.